ghostbuster

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:30:22 GMT

had to deactivate the brainrot that is facebook. i care about people; i don't care about them enough to know what they're up to every moment of the day.

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:07:22 GMT

to the blue-eyed crab who slept beside me,

i heard what you did. i think you're out of your bleeding mind. do you have any idea what you're getting mixed up with? i'd like to be there for you, but it's lost. you're a lost cause. apologies all around.

hs34cxxxx

karbee@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:42:56 GMT

so hey guys! happy fourth! i totally just got drunk and told my ex boyf (you know him) of four years to go fuck himself in a big way! it's really sad when people change for the worse and you realize they are the entire opposite of who you fell in love with years ago. i'm really proud of myself, however, that i confronted this head on.

as sophia petrillo says, "anger is like a piece of shredded wheat that is stuck under your dentures: if you ignore it, you will get a blister and have to eat Jello for a week. if you address it, the sore goes away and you feel better."

who do you think obama will choose as his running mate? it obviously doesn't matter who mccain chooses, as long as they know how to dig a grave.

more recreational typing and freejagged thoughts to come! maybe some photogs, stay tuned!

p.s. it would behoove me to update my lj interests as i've lost most interest as a moth would to a burnt bulb.

p.p.s. arthur says hello!
goodnight!

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:52:58 GMT

blahblahblah, don't listen to her she's insane!

YES; LINKS AND LINE BREAKS!!!!

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:05:40 GMT

ATTENTION: I LOVE LORIN AND WHEN SHE MOVES, I'M GOING TO RECREATE THE SCENE FROM THE OMEN WHEN THE NANNY SHOUTS SOMETHING ABOUT IT BEING ALL FOR DAMIEN AND THEN JUMPS OFF THE ROOF.

I JUST LOVE HER THAAAAAAT MUCH.

karbee@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:49:36 GMT

i sure do want to bang lorin! she's all walkin' around in her tight ass jeans and i'm all sittin' here, lickin' my chops, slippin' twenties into her fine ass panties hopin' she'll slip off those jeans and i can get a taste of that sweet ass bitch, but she be all sayin' no, i'm all sittin' here cryin' and whatnot.

damn bitch, don't be so fine if you ain't gonna put out, na'mean?

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:16:48 GMT

greetings!

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:54:13 GMT

I'M A DIRTY HOOKER SLUT!!
PEE IN MY BUTT.

I LIKE TO BANG.
SOMETIMES BY A WHOLE GANG.

SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY I'M OUTTA CONTROL,
I TELL THOSE BITCHES, "THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL."

I WANT TO BANG LORIN ALL NIGHT,
IF ANY BITCHES GET NEAR HER, I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT.

CAUSE THAT LORIN, SHE'S MY HO.
AND IF ANYONE TRIPS, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY KNOW.

LORIN KNOWS THE TRUTH, SHE KNOWS I LIKE TO SPOON.
I'M GONNA MAKE HER DO IT FROM DUSK 'TIL NOON.

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:45:18 GMT

oh what the heck! is going on.

karbee@gmail.com — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:41:16 GMT

I'm now 21. Youpi! Brian sang his version of the birthday song to me last night. What a cool boyf4E!

karbee@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:55:40 GMT

Brian wrote a song about myspace. I tried uploading it on to yousendit.com - hope it works! Take a listen, it's funny. I had about 5 lolzattacks. PS - he doesn't even have a myspace account.

Emo Boy & The Popular Extravaganza - My 5p4C3 ;)

karbee@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Apr 2005 07:13:38 GMT

Talk about bad timing!

karbee@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:03:10 GMT

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

SWEET NECTAR

karbee@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 08:55:36 GMT

Lorin is hands down the first person to ever make me laugh so hard I spit water all over my monitor& keyboard. . .

Yeaaahhh, exclamation points rule,

karbee@gmail.com — Sat, 09 Oct 2004 12:38:07 GMT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! In about seven hours I will be rockin' around chicago. SWEEEEET NECTAR. The sleep fairies only gave me about four and a half hours so I hope I don't look like some serial killer prostitute (anyone, anyone?) when I meet his family today. When I get back I will include all the details of the adventures of Big Hick in the City! You. ARE SO EXCITED!!!! Thank you Lorin for coming with me to do all of my I-waited-until-the-last-minute errands and your septum looks hot, so hot! I'm scared :( but good now I at least have a tough friend who can protect me. hahaha. Kiddinggggg. Ashley, thank you for the AWESOME bag. It rules so much and I'm already excited about using it on the plane :)

AND CHICAGO -- you. Had better watch out SO BAD. hahahahahaha.

Ciao, my loves :>!!!!!

I hope southwest doesn't suck - like Northwest.

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 18:46:23 GMT

I found a roundtrip ticket to Chicago for $136. Wow. Such a difference between the prices I found when I was planning my trip to Toronto! So, I have the money, now all I need is to reinstate my bank account & love/hate relationship with Colonial bank and it's vacation time, brothas vacation time brothas - vacation!!!!!111!1!!

karbee@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 22:23:49 GMT

CHARLEY COME GET ME.
I'M RIGHT HERE!

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Aug 2004 21:03:35 GMT

Updating because Laurel told me to. Sneezing a lot. This is bad news because even though I don't put pepper on any food or sniff it, everything still smells like pepper whenever I sneeze (is this an old wives' tale?)

I got my review, which was very sweet. Like the strawberry/banana nectar in the fridge--and the paycheck which will go to a car payment & sanrio goodness. Ryan & Chuckie showed up at my work last night after close. They waited until 5 minutes before we walked out the door and left. That is, after drawing a frownie in the condensation. Lame!

Brian and I watched the Banger sisters last night. It was terrible, but I think I knew that already. We were bored and just picked something out off the $5 rack at walmart. hahahaahhahaa. It was bad though. Who drops acid alone at their prom? Who drops acid PERIOD at their prom? what?!@?$! so confusing. I guess it's a rich kid thing.

Anyway, I think I should be cleaning my room. Lorin needs to get off away so she can join my new community.

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 20:04:44 GMT

08/20 - damnit!!

je ne sais pas ce que je veux faire avec me plus...

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 09:33:41 GMT

il y avait un moment où ~~j'ai regardé dans vos yeux et me suis rendu compte que pour ce bref moment~~ tout avait raison dans le monde

!!! !! !!1@13234Q@#5 2423!@!!!!

karbee@gmail.com — Wed, 16 Jun 2004 20:26:31 GMT

! ! !!

placebo's 'soulmates never die live in paris 2003' dvd should be in stores in the
US by june 29th :> this makes me want to squeeze into my bad-ass red jeans, for sure !

karbee@gmail.com — Fri, 28 May 2004 22:06:12 GMT

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

karbee@gmail.com — Wed, 19 May 2004 07:12:36 GMT

I dream of tornados more often than not.

I feel like rambling, for now. My updates have been suck lately but there are a few reasons for that-- Ok, I lied, only one reason: apathy. No, not a-pathy, apathy. I may/may not move to Tallahassee in August. It's still up in the air, however, I am going to save money anyway just for fun. Oh, I don't think I mentioned that to anyone due to the fact that I am very unsure about the whole thing. I'll be moving with Yanni, Brian and Mark. I don't mind it because, with a hopeful/generous grant from the state, I will be going to school. And, for the record, we're probably going to be moving into two two bedroom apartments - so Brian and I won't be living together. To preserve freedom (or whatever is left of it--kidding! I'm kidding!) I also think it would be a nice change, not to sound redundant, but "Port Richey sure does suck!"

I wish I didn't work so much.. I miss actually doing things.

Getting sleepy. Good night.

karbee@gmail.com — Tue, 04 May 2004 20:19:22 GMT

?!?!!@>!?!?!!!

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. BAHAHA. F'ing bar fly.

karbee@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Apr 2004 09:49:52 GMT

Tonight I informed Brian that his bitterness was due to the fact that his fetus wasn't even good enough to be fish bait. It upset both him and his receding hairline.
I'm just kidding. We are madly in love and do not insult eachother like that-HAHA!
but for real, tonight it was more like BRIAN - NEGATIVE THREE ; KAREN - PLUS 10!
I RTEH WENER. What now, floorwax.